From the Shallow end of the Gene Puddle

Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin’ the shit.

1st Hillbilly: “My wife sure is stupid!…She bought an air conditioner.”

2nd Hillbilly: “Why is that stupid?”

1st Hillbilly: “We ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”

2nd Hillbilly: “That’s nothin’! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin’ machines!”

1st Hillbilly: “Why is that so stupid?”

2nd Hillbilly: “Cause we ain’t got no plummin’!”

3rd Hillbilly : “That ain’t nuthin’! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together!…I was going through her purse the other day lookin’ fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there.”

1st and 2nd Hillbillies: “well what’s so dumb about that?”

3rd Hillbilly: “She ain’t got no pecker!!!”

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