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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One whose willy’s thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed;
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh ! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask, “How big’s my behind?”
One who’ll make love til my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the bathroom, the garden ad kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to screw my best friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the asshole you sent me instead.