A Wife’s Bedtime Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who’s not a creep,

One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One whose willy’s thick and long.

One who thinks before he speaks,
When promises to call, he won’t wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed;

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh ! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say when I ask, “How big’s my behind?”

One who’ll make love til my body’s a twitchin,
In the hall, the bathroom, the garden ad kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attempt to screw my best friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the asshole you sent me instead.

HatTipcanstockphoto53073149  GrizLeBare

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