Signs the Grandparents are Sexually Active:

Before bed, they put their teeth in the same glass.

You find granny handcuffed to her walker.

You hear the bed and their joints squeaking.

Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains about “denture burn.”

Grandma starts baking viagra-chip cookies.

Grandma looks a grandpa’s crotch and claps twice.

The adjustable bed is set for “doggy-style.”

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