ZSMNPM HUMOR

A zoophile, a sadist, a murderer, a necrophile, a pyromaniac, and a masochist, are all Sitting together on a bench waiting for a bus when a cat walks by.

“Let’s have sex with a cat?” said the zoophile.

“Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it,” says the sadist.

“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it,” shouted the murderer.

“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again,” whispered the necrophile.

“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it,” said the pyromaniac.”

There was silence, and then the masochist said: “Meow.”

!!! NO CATS WERE HARMED !!!

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