Pick Up Lines Women Have Used on Me.

10. Do these feel real to you?


9. Your pretty, get in the truck!

8. Hi, I’m Muffy and I have a vagina.

7. I have amnesia, have we had sex yet?

6. Hello, I’m Bambi and I don’t have a gag reflex.

5. Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you?

4. All of the seats are taken, can I sit on your face?

3. Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

2. Is your name Richard? I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.




1. Do you want to back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?





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