Pick Up Lines Women Have Used on Me.

10. Do these feel real to you?

 

9. Your pretty, get in the truck!


8. Hi, I’m Muffy and I have a vagina.


7. I have amnesia, have we had sex yet?


6. Hello, I’m Bambi and I don’t have a gag reflex.


5. Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you?


4. All of the seats are taken, can I sit on your face?


3. Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?


2. Is your name Richard? I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.

 

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1. Do you want to back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

 

 

 

 

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