Why did Jeff Gillooly and Tonya Harding sing the National Anthem at the Olympics? They have a good set of pipes.
What do you get if you cross Dr. Kevorkian, Dr. Ruth and Tonya Harding? A killer orgasm that makes your knees buckle.
What is Tonya Harding’s favorite book? Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.
What’s Tonya’s favorite movie? Dirty Ice Dancing.