Cowboys and Indians. 

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding his horse with his dog and a sheep in tow, and he began a conversation.

Cowboy: “Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”

Indian: “Dog no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: “Doin’ all right.”

The Indian looks stunned.

Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?”, while pointing at the Indian.

Dog: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

The Indian has a look of disbelief on his face.

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Indian: “Horse no talk.”

Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Good.”

The Indian now has extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?”, while pointing at the Indian.

Horse: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me.”

The Indian now has a look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Indian: “Sheep lying bitch.” 

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