Dave’s Not Here.

 

Do you know why nobody has ever overdosed on marijuana? Because if you laid out 100 joints and a lighter, and told someone to try and smoke all of them, by the 4th joint they’ve already lost the lighter ordered a pizza cuddled with their dog and fell asleep

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