The Mailman

Steve arrived early for his haircut appointment and was patiently waiting while the barber finished up with another customer

The customer was bragging about how he is not only the best mailman in the area, but he has slept with numerous women over the course of his career.

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“Why, I’ve even slept with every woman on Maple Street except one,” he boasted. Steve’s ears perked up because he and his wife live on Maple Street, but he chose to say nothing.

The mailman finished up, left the barbershop and Steve received his haircut. He quickly went home to his wife and told her about the mailman that had slept with every woman on the street except one.

Steve’s wife exclaimed “I bet it’s that stuck up bitch Karen across the street! She’s such a prude!”

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