There will be no Confederate Flags at the Dixie Vodka 400 from Homestead-Miami Speedway today.
Gentlemen Start Your Engines!
Top 10 Reasons there is only one Black NASCAR Driver.
# 10 – Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 – Pistol won’t stay under front seat.
# 8 – Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 – Pit crew can’t work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 – They keep trying to carjack Kevin Harvick.
# 5 – Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 – No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 – No Cadillac’s approved for competition.
# 2 – When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
# 1 – They can’t wear their helmets sideways.