If You Need Me, I’ll Call You
People think I’m weird, but I prefer the term eclectic.
Some people think I’m an asshole, but I have long since gone beyond the textbook example on an asshole.
The word “asshole” doesn’t even begin to describe just how much of an asshole I really am.
I have evolved far beyond an asshole, I am a hemorrhoid, I irritate assholes!
And that Ladies and Gentlemen is how I get my voice heard in a world full of assholes!