About I. Adolph Oliver Bush

If You Need Me, I’ll Call You

People think I’m weird, but I prefer the term eclectic.

Some people think I’m an asshole, but I have long since gone beyond the textbook example on an asshole.

The word “asshole” doesn’t even begin to describe just how much of an asshole I really am.

I have evolved far beyond an asshole, I am a hemorrhoid, I irritate assholes!

And that Ladies and Gentlemen is how I get my voice  heard in a world full of assholes!